Shurshlaw

Shurshlaw is another word for serious. Amatures would thing it means sure they would be 100% WRONG!?!?!!?!?

Dude you just missed that chick she was so hot!! Are you shurshlaw?

by TravisMonBalls July 20, 2010

shutcho

Shut the taco hole, cap the flap trap, close your big mouth and be quiet.

Yo, I iz gonna kick da shit outta yo skank ass if ya don't shutcho mouf.

by darkfyre May 5, 2005

Surcharge Sodomy

The amount (usually exorbitant and unfair) that a bank will charge you as penalty for withdrawing money from a competitor bank's ATM.

Me: Hello is this Chase?

Villainous Usurious Bank Monkey (VUBM): Yes it is

Me: What is this $15.00 fee on my statement for date 12/15?

VUBM: You withdrew money from a Bank of America ATM.

Me: That is true, but this penalty seems both exorbitant and unfair.

VUBM: I am sorry sir but that is our standard Surcharge Sodomy fee.

Me: I see....(expletive)

by LEVIATHAN1000 December 19, 2010

scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry

Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!

by jjames March 28, 2012

shuch

When there is too much chess balls and too much quarantine this is what a wife request if a husband

The Mindy wants the Zevy to shuch

by WikiTech March 24, 2020

Snurch

Snail church, where the lads also go on sundays, not for the prayer... but for the cheeky nandos.

"Take me to snurch"

Juliet 2K15

by Snurch May 27, 2015

Snurch

snake church

take me to snurch

by dankest meme April 21, 2015