snarfel

The act of blowing air thru the mouth while press against someone’s stomach, resulting in the classic bubbly fart noise.

I gave her a snarfel when she least expected it.

by JJames September 17, 2005

tending cattle

Going to the bar with the intention of picking up a hot chick...then going home with a fat girl.

Im hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle. -BHG

by JJames September 17, 2005

Dickless Cock Sucker

A woman who enjoys giving oral sex.

The dickless cock sucker went to town.

by JJames September 17, 2005

scurchy

A mixture of something that is sketchy, and scurry

Friend: yo do you want to go bungee jumping?
Friend: hell no! that's scurchy!

by jjames March 28, 2012

Heterosexual Cunt Sticker

A straight guy who does chicks.

You heterosexual cunt sticker.

by JJames September 17, 2005