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shrinkage

A phrase in inventory control that accounts for employee and customer theft.
The reason stuff costs so much in convenience stores is shrinkage.
by harry flashman July 10, 2003
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Shrinkle

The physical reaction the body has when disappointed or defeated characterized by slumping of the shoulders, pouty lips, down cast eyes and hanging of the head.
If one is craving beans from Way To Go restaurant and upon ordering the waiter says we are out of our famous beans. The waiter could see me shrinkle after hearing the news.
by PedRitss December 26, 2009
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Shrinkage

When ur penis shrinks during a cold pool
John just got out of the chilling pool, John has shrinkage
by The factuals April 7, 2019
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Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit
My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage
by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009
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shrinkage

When the male penis get really small and shrinks in size because that dumbass is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his ass off. He should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes fuckin cold. No bitch wants to go near a fuckin penis thats had shrinkage!!!
Patrick should wear some damn pants if his penis is gonna get that small uz ain't nobody sleepin with that thing tonight!!
by Fuckhead April 24, 2003
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shrinkle

v; to shrinkle: to shrivel or to wrinkle -- to decrease in size by becoming slightly withered and sad looking

adj; the art of being shriveled and wrinkled, and overall pretty pathetic and old looking
The plant shrinkled as it grew older.

Old people are usually shrinkled-looking.
by Meg0mon April 20, 2007
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shrinkle

What happens to a guy's mansack when exposed to cold weather or water.
You said this pool was heated! My balls totally just shrinkled.
by Charlie McButterpants January 11, 2009
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