shaumbra

A person searching spiritual enlightenment and awakening.

Person 1: Kevin's a shaumbra.
Person 2: Yeah, he loves meditating.

by IIIndigo August 29, 2017

The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.

The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.

by Alyssa G January 27, 2008

shlumped

When you smoke a lot of tree and when you're coming down you feel hella tired, sometimes kinda shitty but also you'll just wanna sleep. Personally I feel more shlumped after i have a good head high like from good bong rips or woods.

"Wow, im feeling pretty shlupmed from smoking earlier."
"Gonna take a nap I'm hella shlumped"

by lonelystona June 18, 2018

Shaumik

They are usually the class clown
They know how to put a smile on someone's face no matter what
They are the life of the party even when there isn't on
Everyone needs one in their life
Their flaw might be that they don't know when the joke ends
But everyone still loves them
They are the difference between having everything and having nothing
Knowing one of these people can change your life for the better.

"He is such a Shaumik"

by thecoolestpersoneverlawlz December 7, 2012

shmumbling

A mix between shouting and mumbling.

A : DUDE YOU'RE SO ANNOYING I CANT STAND YOU BLAH BLAH
B : Man, can you please stop shmumbling?

by dollarinthewoods June 7, 2016

Shlumpadinka

The word Oprah Winfrey made up a long time ago to describe slumpy housewives, the types that are wearing the same sweats they wore yesterday and the day before. They usually have more than one child and are running around non stop and have been totally worn out and given up on how they look.

"On today's episode, Oprah decided to give makeovers to a group of shlumpadinka friends.

by Megan Dickinson February 23, 2008

shlumpy

Messy and sloppy looking. Unkempt.

He looked shlumpy with his baggy pants and
oversized shirt.

by Kristina G. August 13, 2005