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Name of a super bad ass motherfucker who owns everything an everyone. The name in urban legends you only hear about in your nightmares. A name given to the chosen one.

One who is the joker of the group. very attractive, atheltic, intimidating, yet the sweetest guy to the girl he loves.
Jorey is someone who cares for the ones he loves but is the enforcer.
Jorey by blondie505 February 5, 2010
Words you can keep
a JOREY is a greatly disfigured ranga who thinks hes kool and has a big penis. the truth is very far from this. he is actually very gay and has quite a small penis, actually smaller than average. to sum it up, a jorey is a weird disfigured ranga
shitty : hey look at that ugly redhead!!!
crapper : yea hes a jorey
darn tootin
World Peace
We need some Jorey on this planet
Jorey by Jorey May 5, 2022

Joey Batey

Joey Batey is an 82 year old actor/singer. He was born January 1 1938 somewhere in the UK. At the moment, he has given up on love after 3 failed marriages and losing both his children in the custody battle in 1962. He has 5 grandchildren and as far as we know, he has met none of them due to his children being terrified of his baking skills, or lack thereof. Batey starred in shows and movies such as The Witcher, The White Queen, The Riot Club, and he even voiced Pinkie Pie in My Little Pony.
friend: did you know joey batey has had 3 failed marriages?
me: really?

friend: yeah
me: ok
Joey Batey by joeyplznoticeethan April 26, 2020

Joey Trap 

The most underrated nigga alive. He is one of the best rappers in existence, and he likes cartoons so it's a bonus.
Random bitch: Did you hear about how the two best Joey Trap albums got taken off of Spotify?
Random dick: Yah, I know! Someone needs to fire the niggas who removed them

Joey Diaz 

A hilarious comedian born in Cuba and raised in New Jersey. Known for his over-the-top style of comedy and vivid imagery, Joey Diaz is a comic who has a joke for everyone. Endless stories about his cocaine days and growing up in Jersey and Colorado have legendary status. His vernacular is one of a kind and will make you feel as if you're a character on "The Sopranos". Considered by some to be the funniest man alive, it won't hurt to check some of his specials out or even his podcast called "The Church of What's Happening Now" (Uncle Joey's Joint as of 2020).
"Last night I watched one of Joey Diaz's podcasts, I couldn't hold my laughter for more than a minute at a time."
Joey Diaz by navajodave69 November 11, 2020

joey birlem

joey birlem is the hottest guy in the world. he also has over 1.3 million followers on instagram user: @joeybirlem
"omg joey birlem is so hot omg yum"
joey birlem by australianjoey November 27, 2017
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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