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Shambrarian
Someone who knows enough truth about how libraries really work, but not enough to go insane or be qualified as a real librarian.
A portmanteau of Sham and Librarian
Symptoms:
* Holds strong, unwavering opinions about library records, that cannot typically be stated without at least 3 different expletives.
* Drinks like a fish to try to stem the pain from their considerations of the kafka-esque procedures running the library world today.
* For some reason, a guy called Marc is the bane of their lives, especially the one that's eight years old.
* Started doing IT support for librarians is a persistent feature as well.
A portmanteau of Sham and Librarian
Symptoms:
* Holds strong, unwavering opinions about library records, that cannot typically be stated without at least 3 different expletives.
* Drinks like a fish to try to stem the pain from their considerations of the kafka-esque procedures running the library world today.
* For some reason, a guy called Marc is the bane of their lives, especially the one that's eight years old.
* Started doing IT support for librarians is a persistent feature as well.
"Christ, your library system is a piece of shit. Fuck, what kind of fucking MARC code is that?" - "But you're a computer guy, how do you know MARC?" - "Heh, I may know computers, but I'm also a shambrarian"
Shambrarian by benosteen February 11, 2010
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Shambray
She is the epitome of elegance and charm. At the same time, you are savage, brutal and a total bad-ass to those who mess with you. You are the kind of girl everybody wants to have and at the same time terrified to mess with.
You have a facade that is enigmatic that lures everyone to you like a magnet does. But you are a hard catch!
You have a facade that is enigmatic that lures everyone to you like a magnet does. But you are a hard catch!
shambrae
Shambrae is a creative, yet angered type of woman. She tends to dye her brighter colors in order to stand out. She is the kind of person who will threaten to kill you but not back it up.
She typically hates anyone who does not believe in the same shit she does (ex: Mormons, people who dress like her, ect).
Also when you ask her where she got an item of clothing from, she will tell you a fake store/location, followed by saying "It was the last one."
She typically hates anyone who does not believe in the same shit she does (ex: Mormons, people who dress like her, ect).
Also when you ask her where she got an item of clothing from, she will tell you a fake store/location, followed by saying "It was the last one."
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