shmacalams

Between the thighs

I was all up in her shmacalams last night

by sejir September 23, 2021

shmuck

1. Slang for penis

2. An annoying person.

Look at the shmuck on that horse!

by Bobby Leeford October 16, 2008

shmuck

a stupid person, someone who is stupid adjective

you are a shmuck for pulling that stunt.

by eraoner April 13, 2007

Shmuckle

its kinda like the next level after love.

Simon shmuckles Josephine a whole lot!

I shmuckle you.

by Seamonsterz August 11, 2010

Shmuckstache

One who wears an over bearing mustache that makes him or her look like a total shmuck!

The picture of the man's face on Incubus' "The Science" album. Almost everybody on Anchorman. Walter Cronkite, and many many more Shmuckstachers around the globe. You know who they are!

by Spanky Doodle January 10, 2008

shmuck

(n) That portion of one's penis which is cut off during circumcision. A useless appendage.

Man, that guy whose job it is to greet people as they walk in to the Bank must feel like a real Shmuck.

by TuneEsq January 27, 2003

Shmuckaheimlicker

(Shmuck-uh-hime-licker)
Indifference; shouted when in frustration.

Erik's Mom: Erik it's time to put the green sheets on all the couches.

Erik: Shmuckaheimlicker!!!

by Blonathan Pars July 26, 2009