shmeckle dwarfed 

To have not bought Chipotle to save money only to find a twenty dollar bill on the way home.

John: Why didn't you get Chipotle?
Christian: I needed to save money.
*finds twenty*
John: Ha you've been shmeckle dwarfed!!!

shmeckle dwarfed by Pickles the mighty February 28, 2008

Shmerdleforpkej 

When you mow the lawn and accidentally murder your family.

"Dammit, I shmerdleforpkej my family again!"

Shmerdleforpkej by Greensbeanspotatoestomatoes January 18, 2017

Shmekle 

Yiddish word for little penis. However it is often used as an endearing term for little siblings.

Mom: "Jake, have you seen the shmekles"
Jake: "I think my younger brothers are watching spongebob"

Shmekle by Morty Mc Saucy March 27, 2019

ShmeckleHead 

Men that dont ever receive head from their significant other

Clinton sure is a real shmeckleHead.

ShmeckleHead by The Creator is Back September 17, 2021

Shmerled

The act of doing something

I shmerled that girl last night

I shmerled it left

Did you shmerl her? EV!!

Shmerled by shmerling January 18, 2009

shmergle 

a word used as a generic answer to any question that a woman says when they are at a point of inconceivable retardation due to being too attractive

Teacher: Adrien, what is the capital of Illonois?

Adrien: shmergle........?

shmergle by kingkevinIIIV October 15, 2010

Shmeckle 

The act of spitting a loogie on your dick and sticking it in a girls ass...being jewish may or may not apply

Sheck performed a shmeckle on Claire

Shmeckle by O.P. 300 August 28, 2010