Shlurb

A Blowjob.

"Hey did you hear that Chloe gave Conor a Shlurb last weekend?"

"No way!"

by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019

slurtis

Another word for slut, except you can say it around girls and they will have no idea what you are talking about.

There are a lot of slurtises at this party.

by Nick and Matt October 17, 2006

Shlurp my own Shmeat

When you do not trust a female to perform oral sex on your penis, so you do it yourself

Deadass brug, ion trust these thots so I shlurp my own shmeat.

by Big nigga shit you namm sayin August 31, 2017

shlurfin

for white people to use instead of the n word. don’t be racist children

yael: hey shlurfin what’s up my shlurfin
gabi: what’s a shlurfin
yael: the n word for white people since i’m not racist. don’t be racist children

by lil shlurfin March 6, 2021

Whore-slurt

It a simple equation really.

Whore + Slut + Dirt = Whore-slurt

Usually a girl, but not exclusively. Someone whom you wouldn't wish to touch with a 20 foot pole.

She slept with your boyfriend too? She is such a whore-slurt.

by Raine_Star_Chan January 18, 2010

Shlutz

A word to fill in for any cuss word, in any sentence.

"Holy shlutz"

"That is shlutzing awesome"

"I'm so shlutzed up right now"

by mattandalexreallypwn March 10, 2009

Shlut

Some one, usually female, who is worse than your average slut- will literally root anything that moves.
Also - "manshlut"

"Erin is such a shlut!"

by Figgerbub September 18, 2003