Shlurb
A Blowjob.
Shlurb by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019
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Shlubby
Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.
Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.
Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.
Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."
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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"
*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*
P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."
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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"
*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*
P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"
Shlubby by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022
Shlubb
n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.