Shlurb

A Blowjob.

"Hey did you hear that Chloe gave Conor a Shlurb last weekend?"

"No way!"

Shlurb by Ilikemesomeuhstuffiguess January 30, 2019

Shlurb

verb. To "shlurb" something.
Also a noun, not exactly a compliment but you could do worse.

I went shlurbing today, it was wet-fresh!

Shlurb by Rap2 August 31, 2011

Shlube 

Shlube is a game in which two competitors take one shoe (preferably a sandal) off, hold it in their hand, and try to disarm the shoe from the opponent.

Hey Kovs, care to Shlube?

Shlube by Kovs13 August 17, 2011

shlurfin

The n word for white people

Yo whats up white boy ur such a shlurfin but I can call u that cause I’m white

shlurfin by Shlurfin February 10, 2021

Shurb

The process of giving an angry dragon while getting a blumpkin

Milad: i need to do something with my girl
Nate: how bout a shurb
Milad: o man thats a great idea, i heard its the best pleasure a man can get

Shurb by naynay1 December 9, 2008

Shlubby 

Definition 1: Adj. Sloppy, offputting, generally used to describe a man.

Definition 2: A Garfield knockoff from the Tumblr ARG "Ever Play This Game" by Tumblr user beabigshot. Enjoys Fettuccine alfredo and hates weekends.

Definition 1
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Person 1: "Man, that dumpster salesman sure was shlubby, huh?"
Person 2: "I would fuck him."
P1: "...what?"
P2: "Uh, I said I would junk him. Toss him back in the trash where he belongs, haha."
P1:
P1: "You need therapy."

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Definition 2:
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P1: "Finally, we're at Maxfun, the happiest place on- what the hell happened here?"
Shlubby: "Shlubby"
P2: "Oh my god it's Shlubby EPTG"
P1: "DUDE DON'T GET TOO CLOSE IT'S LEAKING FLUIDS-"

*banana slip sound effect*
*munching noises*

P1: "Oh my god..."
Shlubby: "Fettuccine alfredo what a delight"

Shlubby by Shlubby Expert January 28, 2022

Shlubb 

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

Shlubb by Josh July 15, 2003