shitwinder

A colloquialism for toilet paper used almost exclusively by men of the blue collar persuasion. The word enjoyed widespread use in Southeastern Ontario during the latter half of the 20th century, before being systematically suppressed in the late 1990's and early 2000's by the emerging Politically Correct movement. It can, however, still be heard from time to time in public bathrooms around the greater Kingston Ontario area, usually uttered in a gruff tone of voice.

Hey bud, you got any shitwinder in that stall? Some asswipe used it all up over here.

by Assmosis May 6, 2016

Shitwank

Someone who posts the meaning of their name found on this website on any social media outlet of their choice, forgetting to realize that no one asked for it.

Fuck dude, I keep seeing jeff post the meaning his name on Instagram! Well jeff is a total shitwank!

by NoMoreSpaggetty March 16, 2017

Shitwanker

N, one who wants in their own shit.

That asshole John is such a shitwanker.

by WringRaith January 6, 2018

shitwing

A verb to describe winging it, but less successfully than hoped for.

I tried to shitwing the procedure but failed miserably and went Pete Tong.

by Dave the chicken July 1, 2021

Shitinkle

When you shit and tinkle at the same time.

"Damn bro I just shitinkled while in the bathroom"

by toesmei January 5, 2022

shittwinkle

When you only find one piece of corn in your shit. This is a shittwinkle.

Johnny had a shittwinkle after the Mexican cookout.

by Johnnycorndump November 28, 2023

shittwinkle

When you take a shit and only one piece of corn appears in it

Johnny had a shittwinkle after the Mexican cookout

by Johnnycorndump November 28, 2023