Shitnipples

An affectionate nickname for one’s African-American female familiars. Refers to the color of their skin and the fact that they have nipples. Terrible. Not very inventive. Probably racist. But bold and decisive, as these definitions go. Also known as shitnips, shiznips, shaznops, and shippers. And very rarely, ships in the night. Not to be confused with Shynips, which are inverted weirdo nipples (aka Innie-olas).

Shitnipples was in the bathroom for like 45 minutes, and when she finally came out she was crying. Like really hard. Because she couldn’t get her poop to go down. That stuff really embarrasses her. She takes it so personally, it breaks your heart. She sent me out into the hallway and locked the apartment door behind me. By the time she finished all the plunging and cursing and opened the door again, I was laying on my belly in the hall, playing smartphone games. (Which is a first for me.) She aimed her hollow zombie eyes at the middle of my face and muttered, “Come back in, I guess...” I don’t think she’ll ever been the same. She won’t get help. She won’t sleep. I tell her it’s only poop. She covers her belly, puts your finger to her lips, and whispers, “Quiet! It’ll hear you!”

by whooer's your daddy October 26, 2018

shitnado

Worse than your typical shitstorm, a shitnado causes mass destruction and turns many people's lives upside down in it's cyclone of shit.

Coronavirus spawned multiple shitnadoes, affecting the lives of millions and dismantaling the economy.

by SPACE SPACE January 5, 2021

shitnass

a term coined by sam from @theasystem and @systemspouse on tiktok. used as an adjective for when you’re frustrated at something/someone

asher you shitnass alter!

by amandaloves1d8_ February 11, 2022

Shitpaper

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.

Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)

by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007

shitnipples

To stick your nipple in the ass of a male partner in order to cause arousal.

1.She gave me the shit nipples and I almost shot it in her eye.
2.I nearly sucked her shitnipples until i remembered where they had been.

by Summer Jarrell November 3, 2006

shitcaps

1) When someone stinks up your office so bad that it smells like you put a cap o shit on your head.

2) a title for a person who does said action

1) "boy it really smells like shitcaps in here."

2) "Yo, ShitCaps, how's it going?"

by Karen Monahan May 4, 2005

shitfap

Combination of shit and fap (mastrubating), as in mastrubating while taking a dump. Side effects unknown.

Ewan: Dude, I just shitfapped BIG time...
Lloyd: ZOMG WTF? You're disgusting!
Cindy: I think shitfapping guys are SOO sexy... It's like, you know... You like, get it all out?
Ewan: Totally...

by Blarghne March 14, 2008