shilock

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

by Homer February 5, 2005

Shit Lock

A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.

"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."

by Circus Freak January 9, 2010

Shitluck

Jason Choi '02, Swarthmore College. Phi Psi member who jumped out a second-story window in his first full weekend at college.

Did you hear that Shitluck jumped out of a second-story Wharton window?

by Baller-Ass Nigga October 1, 2004

shitrock

Style of music totally lacking in originality that claims to be rock and roll, but has nothing in common with the soulful three chord progression based music that rock was derived from, played by over privileged upper middle class whiners who are probably blowing some record exec.

Just turn on your Radio or MTV to hear all the shitrock you can stand.

by ButterbeanLovesBeer July 20, 2008

john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.

Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.

by farfellseed May 22, 2006

Shitblocker

(noun) A person, thing, or event that prevents you from taking a much needed shit, and may or may not consequently cause you to shit in your pants. May also be used as a verb (shitblock). The person could be a cop who pulls you over for speeding - you were speeding because you had to shit so bad. It could also be an annoying guy or girl at a party who stops you to make a bad joke, or, for those in grade school or highschool, the teacher who will not let you use the restroom.

Dan was being quite the shitblocker today - I told him I had to use a restroom and that it was an emergency, but he just wouldn't let me go.

Man you got shitblocked today when that cop pulled you over for speeding.

by yellowLedbetter September 9, 2010