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spitelike

N; V; "liking" a wall post, new friendship, status, photo, ETC on Facebook just to spite one of the parties involved in aforementioned post.
Today on Facebook, I spiteliked the shit out of Katie's photo of Sean and Rachel because they ended up banging later that night.
by Adamandeve69 March 7, 2011
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shitslide

The result of clumsily nudging an awkwardly balanced mess, causing a cascading landslide of shit.
f#%k.. noo... shitslide!
by Bitplane April 19, 2004
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Shitlifting

In some stores you cannot go to the bathroom without paying a man/woman who is standing in front of public bathroom area. Shitlifting is the act of not paying the man/woman who is standing in front of the public bathroom and taking a shit.
"Dude, are you seeing that? I think that guy is shitlifting!" "Ooohh man, that guy is going to jail!"
by Dictionariusdefiner October 30, 2012
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Shitelights

To go into school with huge blonde highlights in your hair, only to spend the next few weeks getting secretely laughed at by anyone with eyes.
Bloke 1.Fuck me, is that Del?

Bloke2.Check the hair!!

Bloke 1.Now thats what ye call shitelights.
by Biafra J July 12, 2004
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shitknife

A rank shit smell so overwhelmingly powerful that it eviscerates natural olfactory functioning by searing the nasal cavities with a pungent stench concoction similar to that of rotten eggs, burning tires, and scorched hair.
You better stop eating those spicy burritos cuz I'm having bitches over later and I don't want you to shitknife.
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Shitlfie

A picture or yourself (a selfie) while taking a shit.
I just sent my girlfiend a shitlfie
by Tai Sang January 11, 2016
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Shitslide

When you push out solid shit followed by somewhat solid shit sliding down milliseconds after
Guy: Man maybe eating that steak raw wasn't a good idea. I feel like I'm gonna have a shitslide

Guy 2: what the fuck
by Ppslayer2000 March 8, 2021
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