When a team of legends lines up and each sticks a pinga (ecstasy pill) in the persons anus that is directly in front of them.
Shit got really out of hand last night, who suggest we ride the shelve train! The most awkward way of meeting my friends new boyfriend seeing as he was in front of me
by Hayno June 17, 2017
Get the Shelve trainmug. An extraordinarily large pair of breasts. So much so, that they have ascended beyond the point of simply being a "rack", and have in fact raised to the level of a "shelving unit."
Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.
Often used as a way of expressing the sheer monstrous volume of fat contained within the Mammory Glands of a Homosapien (Human) Female.
Guy #1: Man, check out the shelving unit on that!
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.
Guy #2: I bet you could even rest your elbows on them to light your smoke.
Guy #1: My dream girl.
by Edward Fitzgerald December 22, 2010
Get the Shelving Unitmug. The act of banging a girl by means of stopping by her room for a vistit upon her request; particularly in a dorm-like environment where many chicks are available.
I'm putting up shelves tonight for sure because I just dropped pecker three times in one game and Alyssa saw it. Like a boss!
by tmart2 October 21, 2009
Get the putting up shelvesmug. When One`s penis has been totally exhausted from any possible lasting hard-on after cumming extremely hard or sucked extremely hard to the point of ejaculate.
by Damastta July 9, 2012
Get the dick-shelvedmug. A strong solid life that a person that only needs to refine the details of. Relating to someone who pretty well has their life in order.
A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
A well set up plan that only needs small detailed revisions but is well thought out nonetheless.
You grew up in the rural country side of Manitoba where you had plenty of time and open space for squaring your shelves.
We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
We just need to square our shelves and our strategy will be foolproof.
by Toxicnukem (Youtube, Twitch) February 4, 2025
Get the squaring your shelvesmug. Bro! I totally just shelved a log on that bitches seat.
Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!
Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party
Ewww my boyfriend is into shelving!
Dude, I think I’m gonna shelf at that girls party
by DJ Pies February 22, 2020
Get the Shelvingmug. Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
by ThatJO May 4, 2018
Get the gut shelvingmug.