Definitions by ThatJO
gut shelving
Placing your fat beer belly on the backside of a desperate stripper in order to perform mediocre coitus.
Guy 1: Man my knees have been really hurting when I do doggy to those slutty strippers.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
Guy 2: Brah, you need to be gut shelving those strippers it's done wonders for my knees.
gut shelving by ThatJO May 4, 2018
overlived daydream
When you leave your family to pursue someone who only thinks of you as late night adulterous booty calls.
Adulterer: Baby I love you and want to be with you forever!
You: That's an overlived daydream and you need to leave before my date gets here.
You: That's an overlived daydream and you need to leave before my date gets here.
overlived daydream by ThatJO February 3, 2018
The gentleman's raptor claw
Extension of the raptor claw; Where one seductively places the thumb into the anus of a woman while in the throes of passionate fisting.
Prudish pornstar: I can't believe he tried to give me the raptor claw on set.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.
The gentleman's raptor claw by ThatJO February 3, 2018
gut shelving
Placing your fat beer belly on the back of a women during doggy style sex to relieve pressure on the knees.
Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
gut shelving by ThatJO February 2, 2018