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Lord Scrotus

King of testicles and all testicular related happenings. He has basically the biggest unit in the world. If you mess with him , he will take not only your anal virginity, but 79.8% of your sperm count. Don't mess with the King. He will fuck your shit. He gets more pussy than a pet store, while at the same time maintaining testicular balance in each man's scrotum.
ex1. Those who are sterile must have wronged Lord Scrotus in the past.
ex2. Pray to Lord Scrotus so you won't bust a nut.
by Scrotus_worshipper August 3, 2011
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scrotomic

1. one or more scrotums compressed to create a large amount of pressure
hey tom, that person killed three people with a scrotomic bomb
by NickH-T July 3, 2011
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SCROTUS

SCROTUS does his best thinking when wearing his furry bathrobe after a nice warm shower. He also enjoys having the small heater in the cubbyhole of his Oval Office desk. SCROTUS jumps up and down when he goes golfing ; his scrotum swells with self-pride.
by anonymous February 14, 2017
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scrotom warmer

a, usually knitted, spherical woolen object used to keep scrotoms at a resonable temperature.
hehe pecker:P
scrotom warmers warm scrotoms~CASUALLY!
by crotch sniffer April 23, 2006
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Scrotometer

A microphone, temperature and sweat gauge attached to the scrotum via alligator clips. Usually used on the toughest Australian cricketers.
The scrotometer, a marvellous little tool, the controversy surrounding the uselessness of the tool, and its apparent dangers are esily shunned aside by the cheer amount of useful data it gives. With only a little bit of blood
by Flynnnnnnnnnnnnn June 20, 2009
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SCROTUS

1. Acronym for "Supreme Court Republicans of the United States"; based on similar acronyms for Supreme Court of the United States SCOTUS and President of the United States POTUS.

2. Masculine form of the Latin adjective meaning "of or like a scrotum."
Antonin Scalia is a SCROTUS.
by REM November 15, 2004
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scrotumise

The act of forcing someone into a bag to carry away for sexual purposes.
Borat scrotumised Pamela Anderson in a shopping centre in the movie.
by Matt W. Hayward February 8, 2007
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