Scrots

Pubic stuble regrowth following intense shaving session.
While my girlfriend was going down on me her nose got cut on my razor sharp SCROTS!
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Scrot

A girl who wears lots of make up, stripper shoes, short dresses and is generally a high class chav. Also loves to talk about themselves
Scrot: Cheryl Cole, Most football WAGS. often spoken about with gun shaped fingers pointing down to the ground.
by Panash December 27, 2010
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Scrot

a stupid slut bitch, usually is the group whore for a group of friends. Also partakes in excessive consumption of drugs and alcohol
Look at that girl, she's a real scrot, she fucked everyone in that group
by SIGK January 10, 2011
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Scrot

When a man pulls out his scrotum using both hands, then with his thumbs forms a bowl in the extended skin. Alcohol is then poured into the bowl. A women gets on her knees and has the alcohol poured into her mouth by the man.
"Becky, what's wrong?"

"I just got poked in the eye with his dick while trying to take a Scrot."
by CaptainChurch October 25, 2012
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Scrot

John purchased ointment to cure a violent case of scrot
by Mark Ansara September 09, 2003
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scrot notcher

Someone who boasts about having their testicles sucked.
Don't go home with Dave, he's a scrot notcher
by Kris Taylor August 22, 2005
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Scrot rot

Slang abbreviation of the fungal disease 'Scrophulareaceae Rot'

Although this invigorating fungi is primarily to be found growing on plants within the Scrophulareaceae family; it can also commonly be observed (under magnification) on Woolly bush (Adenanthos serecieus) and on the hirsute gonad pouch of the lesser brained Random bogan
Bogan1: "Tafe was so luke warm today; it is a good thing I had the scrot rot to keep me company"
Bogan2 (bogan in denial of being a bogan): You are such a Bogan

Dude1: "Dude, I have to tell you something; I dont think you are going to be krossd about it"
Dude2: "Dude, you know you can tell me anything dude. You're like my brother from another mother, dude"
Dude1: Well since you brought that up. I caught the scrot rot from you mums hot knickers dude; I'm sorry dude, but Im so scared, please hold me dude"
Dude2: Fuck off you Random bogan mother fucker
Dude1: Fair enough dude

In all seriousness folks, we have to inform you that the risk of contracting 'Scrot rot' in todays world of automobiles, double ended purple dildo bongs and other such fancy stuff is all too real.
We must protect ourselves; we must preserve our way of life for the good of humanity; for the survival of the earth herself.
Please; if you care you can help, you can make a real difference – it will only take half an hour or so a week out of your busy life, and it is both satisfying and easy to do. Take the time to shave or wax your 'fun zone' - it is the only way we can contain this epidemic and save countless souls the undeniable agony of itchy nuts.

Thankyou for your consideration of this matter.

This community service announcement was generously brought to you by the guys n’ gals down at:
Be a better Bogan inc.
Bobs dildo shop “From big to small, we shall fill them all”
And
Lionels house of Mirkin “mmm… Lionels”
by Luke Warm September 05, 2008
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