That fat-ass bitch on the ninth floor almost got me fired. On the bright side, bitcheneezer scrooge opened two of the three ski lifts on her butt last weekend.
by Jean Shepherd K2ORS SK December 23, 2009
Get the bitcheneezer scrooge mug.(1) an exclamation or reaction of inarticulate despair, preferably with a good dose of being overfamiliar and bored with the situation thrown in. The verbal equivalent of scratching your fingernails down a blackboard. Best uttered by two or more people at once.
(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.
(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.
(2) (vb) to do something impressively badly, preferably when there is an audience to witness and berate you for how badly you did it.
(3) Scrangeometer (n) a dial that accurately measures exactly how scrange-worthy any action or situation might be.
(1) A: Yeah, I had a row with my girlfriend.
B: And it rained all day.
C: And they'd run out of Fudge Brownie Ice cream in Sainsbury's.
A, B and C: Scraaaange!
(2) Sorry, I've completely scranged this up. You'll have to bin it and start again.
(3) Eeek! I think that's about a 9.5 on the scrangeometer.
B: And it rained all day.
C: And they'd run out of Fudge Brownie Ice cream in Sainsbury's.
A, B and C: Scraaaange!
(2) Sorry, I've completely scranged this up. You'll have to bin it and start again.
(3) Eeek! I think that's about a 9.5 on the scrangeometer.
by scranged May 29, 2011
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Get the Scroggers mug.Money. Dollar Bills. Scratch, Skrilla, Moolah, Dough, Paper, Ducats, Cheese, Green, Dead Presidents, Greenbacks, Yaper, Cashish, Spinach, Jacksons, Grants, Benjamins...You get the idea.
Maaan, I would hit the titty joint with you guys, but I already spent that fat wad of Scrooge McDuck Paper.
by D-Bruch November 6, 2006
Get the Scrooge McDuck Paper mug.verb) to jump in, and swim through, an accumulation of a group of similar personal effects in the fashion of fictional millionaire duck, Scrooge McDuck. i.e.) money, legos, comic books, action figures, french fries, etc.
"Man, I was so hungry last night that once that pizza showed up I Scrooge McDucked it right in!"
"I was so pussy crazy last night that I was Scrooge McDuckin' it in that hoe!"
"I was so pussy crazy last night that I was Scrooge McDuckin' it in that hoe!"
by hotnnasty August 24, 2011
Get the Scrooge McDuckin' It mug.A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.
Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.
by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017
Get the Scrooge Splooge mug.Reknowned strongman competition started in 1977. It involves Several heats who get various points for thier placings in events such as the farmers walk. The weights used in such competitions vary, but 300lb is the lowest generally. Certain stationary endurance events will go over 1000lb.
When first started, the leaderboard was set ablaze by the United States, although this stranglehold (The first three years there were anomalous Europeans getting on the board) was quickly diminished, and Northern Europe has become the dominant power.
The greatest show of force however, is two Icelandians; Magnus Ver Magnusson and Jon Pall Sigmarson, who have each won it four times. There have been a few winners from the UK and central Europe, although Mariusz Pudzianowski (Representing Poland) has blown the competition away since his first entry, along with fellow eastern Europeans
When first started, the leaderboard was set ablaze by the United States, although this stranglehold (The first three years there were anomalous Europeans getting on the board) was quickly diminished, and Northern Europe has become the dominant power.
The greatest show of force however, is two Icelandians; Magnus Ver Magnusson and Jon Pall Sigmarson, who have each won it four times. There have been a few winners from the UK and central Europe, although Mariusz Pudzianowski (Representing Poland) has blown the competition away since his first entry, along with fellow eastern Europeans
Winners
1977 - Bruce Wilhelm
1978 - Bruce Wilhelm
1979 - Don Reinhoudt
1980 - Bill Kazmaier
1981 - Bill Kazmaier
1982 - Bill Kazmaier
1983 - Geoff Capes
1984 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1985 - Geoff Capes
1986 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1987 - No Competition
1988 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1989 - Jamie Reeves
1990 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1991 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1992 - Ted Van Der Parre
1993 - Gary Taylor
1994 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1995 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1996 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1997 - Jouko Ahola
1998 - Magnus Samuelsson
1999 - Jouko Ahola
2000 - Janni Virtannen
2001 - Svend Karlsen
2002 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
2003 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
1977 - Bruce Wilhelm
1978 - Bruce Wilhelm
1979 - Don Reinhoudt
1980 - Bill Kazmaier
1981 - Bill Kazmaier
1982 - Bill Kazmaier
1983 - Geoff Capes
1984 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1985 - Geoff Capes
1986 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1987 - No Competition
1988 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1989 - Jamie Reeves
1990 - Jon Pall Sigmarsson
1991 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1992 - Ted Van Der Parre
1993 - Gary Taylor
1994 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1995 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1996 - Magnus Ver Magnusson
1997 - Jouko Ahola
1998 - Magnus Samuelsson
1999 - Jouko Ahola
2000 - Janni Virtannen
2001 - Svend Karlsen
2002 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
2003 - Mariusz Pudzianowski
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