3 definitions by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser
When you haven't had a washed in a few days and the tip of your dick starts to ferment in the foreskin, letting off a cheesy smell.
by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017
The woman with the worlds largest scream at 129 dB, measured when her husband inserted his meat rod in the wrong hole.
by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017
A Scrooge Splooge entails the participant to reenact the scene from 'A Christmas Carol' in which Ebenezer Scrooge hangs out a window from his house to call down to a boy passing underneath; instead of asking the boy to buy a turkey, you drop a hot nut right in the middle of the cunts face.
Instead of buying my son presents this year, I'm going to give him my very own Scrooge Splooge on Christmas morn, when he's shovelling the snow off the driveway.
by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017