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Mobile Stripping Business

A business conspired by three college freshman suitemates, in which strippers will come to your location of choice via truck/bus.
monica- we should have a slogan for this mobile stripping business...
celia- how about, " WE BRING THE STIPPING TO YOU..."
ashley- and i can drive the truck topless!
by Monica51 June 29, 2008
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Scrifiling

the act of being scandalous and trifiling while keeping an innocent image for the outside world to see.
Man she sure looks innocent and has a sweet image but I hear she ain't nuttin but scandalous and always trifiling....

Shit she scrifiling....
by hannah9 February 18, 2013
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Crippling dick

When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.
“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”
by conservativecassie May 28, 2018
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tooth scribbling sushi nigga

A deregulatory slur for someone of Asian descent, primarily used by African Americans. referencing the Asian "buck tooth" stereotype, chopsticks, and sushi being a Japanese originating food.
Charles: Hey Linus, this west nile snatch doesn't know who Martin Luthor Kang is!

Sally: Martin Luthor Kang? sounds like a tooth scribbling sushi nigga!

Linus: Allow me the latitude of completion hover bitch! Martin Luthor Kang, was a boss ass pimp and thanks to him we get the day off and get marathons of sanford and son!
by ojo_tango July 15, 2021
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crippling

poisonous, very unplesasant, physically draining, unenjoyable
This weekend was crippling.
by Rocky February 10, 2004
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Scrapping

The act of taking any item not nailed down, preferably items that can be sold at the scrap yard i.e. steel, aluminum, copper to make a living.
A good day of scrapping can get you a twenty dollar rock and a pack of cigarettes.
Deadbeat: Ma I'm locked up. Cops got me scrapping aluminum siding off a house.
Ma: Damn you! I told you not to call collect anymore from the jail! What jail you in?
Deadbeat: Ashtabula City. I was fixing to make $23.00 off that aluminum. I had $6.00 on me bastards took it for pay to stay.
Ma:Jackass!!
Deadbeat: Gotta go they putting me in a cell. Love ya.
Ma: Love you too.
by CMBS6 January 12, 2008
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Crippling Empathy

A Condition where a person's unrestrained empathy overrides their critical thinking. Creating a condition where every thing's feelings and conditions must be taken into account before any action can be made. Vegans & extreme environmentalist's suffer from the worst strain of this disease.
"How can you eat that Lobster?"
"Real easy with butter and lemon."
"People like you make every day Auschwitz for the animals."
"If your crippling empathy makes it hard for you to eat a lobster that's fine. But don't project it on me."
by Emperor Zoltan October 4, 2008
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