Definitions by ojo_tango
beat the eagle
defeating the boss character Ridley in one of the metroid games (especially super Metroid). the term originates from a series of meme posts from nintendo's short lived social network where the person (likely a young child) known as "Pauly" played through Super Metroid posting hilariously cringey posts like "why can't metroid crawl?!?!"
beat the eagle by ojo_tango October 21, 2021
nigga transplant
Indulging in activity to make ones self more "black". Typically used among black people to shame one another for acting "white", implying that they need to make themselves "black again".
Jamael: Man I'm worried about my stocks dippin man
Tyrone: Cool it with that honkie shit man, you need a nigga transplant.
Tyrone: Cool it with that honkie shit man, you need a nigga transplant.
nigga transplant by ojo_tango July 28, 2021
tooth scribbling sushi nigga
A deregulatory slur for someone of Asian descent, primarily used by African Americans. referencing the Asian "buck tooth" stereotype, chopsticks, and sushi being a Japanese originating food.
Charles: Hey Linus, this west nile snatch doesn't know who Martin Luthor Kang is!
Sally: Martin Luthor Kang? sounds like a tooth scribbling sushi nigga!
Linus: Allow me the latitude of completion hover bitch! Martin Luthor Kang, was a boss ass pimp and thanks to him we get the day off and get marathons of sanford and son!
Sally: Martin Luthor Kang? sounds like a tooth scribbling sushi nigga!
Linus: Allow me the latitude of completion hover bitch! Martin Luthor Kang, was a boss ass pimp and thanks to him we get the day off and get marathons of sanford and son!
tooth scribbling sushi nigga by ojo_tango July 15, 2021
Mustard dispenser
A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.
Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
Mustard dispenser by ojo_tango July 15, 2021
jewish girlfriend experience
The same thing as the girlfriend experience (paying for a pretend relationship or "hook up" role play with a prostitute), only you pay them (or attempt to pay them) less money due to being cheap or broke.
Amber: So, what? you wanna party?
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
Tom: Can I have the Jewish girlfriend experience?
Amber: fuck you ass hole!
jewish girlfriend experience by ojo_tango July 6, 2021
DNS
short for "dead nigger society" an infamous youtube video in which the robin williams movie "dead poets society" is dubbed over with dialogue from pulp fictions "dead nigger storage" scene