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The Dreaded Scoot

The act of the dreaded scoot relies on your partner having shitty matted ass dreads (the longer the easier to complete). To accomplish this power move involves taking your partner from behind, whilst comfortably clapping checks, grasp two hands full of ass dread. In this position proceed to ride your partner as if you were holding the handle bars of a razor scooter.
“Dude as I was getting fucked last night, I fully experienced the dreaded scoot. The grip was so tight my dreads were ripped clean off my butt.”
by PizzaShopGang May 25, 2021
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Scooter drink

An alcoholic beverage containing 1/3 more alcohol per serving than the original recipe calls for.
My head is still spinning from the Scooter drink I had last night
by X42 February 15, 2009
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Get Off Scot-Free

Getting off scot-free refers to someone getting away without payment, either monetary or otherwise. In fact in modern usage, it often refers to suspects who are not convicted of a crime. If a person feels that the suspect should have been convicted, he might say, “That guy is getting off scot-free.” Often the term is confused with the frugality that is occasionally attributed to the Scottish. Actually, the term scot predates old Gaelic that would have been spoken by the Scots. In fact the word has its origins in Scandinavian language and probably descends to the English language via Anglo-Saxon.
To get off scot-free implies evasion, purposeful or otherwise of the dues one is supposed to pay. It is frequently an annoyance to others if people duck out of paying what everyone else must pay. This is especially the case if the scot of a bar tab is avoided, since everyone else will have to pay extra to make up for the person getting off scot-free.
by Dancing with Fire December 19, 2010
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scotalian

An uncompromising person of both Scottish and Italian descent with a proud and fierce devotion to his heritage.
Ye winnae huv me that easy,mangecake...
I'm a Scotalian!!
by The Scotalian March 7, 2009
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toot and scoot

The act of farting (typically an SBD) and then running away as fast as you can to dispel any belief that it was your fart.

Very common in public areas such as subways and stores, and at social gatherings.
After Alan emitted quite a pungent SBD, he quickly made his way to the other side of the room, pulling a classic toot and scoot, before anyone could realize what he'd done.
by bigmastaJ December 15, 2010
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ScootinPutin

Trump’s nickname for his good buddy, Vlady, making big fun of the way he poisons people all over the world without even coming close to getting caught.
That rascal, ScootinPutin, he’s such a provocateur!
by Dr Bunnygirl November 12, 2018
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Cunny Scot

An incredibly clever person usually from Scottish origin or heritage. Usually dark haired and extremely good looking. Often plays tricks on those whom are not as cunny, do not have dark hair, or a just plain grenades.
You canny beat a cunny scot
by hummaluvr July 27, 2010
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