To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.
by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014
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Benjamin Schenkkan is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Kevin Federline when it comes to wearing wifebeaters.
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Town located next to Limerick, is located in PA. Known by locals for Moccia's and Ortino's, has two elementary schools, and an old folks home, Town consists of so old stores, a gas station, post office, library, A handfull of churches, Fire Company, baseball fields, cemetarys, golf courses, convenince store,doctors office, barbershop, and a new tattoo palor. Also the location of Spring-Mountain.
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1. When you think that all the women like you and you find out that they don't.
2. One who tries to excel with women and, overwelmed by confidence, doesn't realize that the women he talks to think he is a creeper.
Verb
1. To try and impress women unsuccessfully while thinking you "made some ground".
As a noun:
Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.
Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.
1. When you think that all the women like you and you find out that they don't.
2. One who tries to excel with women and, overwelmed by confidence, doesn't realize that the women he talks to think he is a creeper.
Verb
1. To try and impress women unsuccessfully while thinking you "made some ground".
As a noun:
Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.
Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.
VERB FORM:
Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.
Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.
Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.
Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.
by Peanutbuttermotherufcker November 5, 2007
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by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007
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