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Schwank

To Schwank is to Shit & Wank at the same time. It is a good time saving method prior to a night out.
I am just gonna have a Schwank and a shower before we head out
by Muzzy23 May 6, 2014
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Benjamin Schenkkan

Also known as Ben McKenzie, he's an American actor who plays Ryan Atwood on "The O.C.", and he's also starred in the films "Junebug" and "88 Minutes".
Benjamin Schenkkan is at the opposite end of the spectrum from Kevin Federline when it comes to wearing wifebeaters.
by Benjamin Atwood Stemp February 22, 2006
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Schwenksville

Town located next to Limerick, is located in PA. Known by locals for Moccia's and Ortino's, has two elementary schools, and an old folks home, Town consists of so old stores, a gas station, post office, library, A handfull of churches, Fire Company, baseball fields, cemetarys, golf courses, convenince store,doctors office, barbershop, and a new tattoo palor. Also the location of Spring-Mountain.
Hey, lets go to Schwenksville, to eat at Moccia's then we can head to Spring Mountain.
by US RECON March 5, 2009
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schwanker

A penis, also known as a flanger, dangler, and schlanker.
When you run down the stairs with loose shorts, your schwanker dangles around.
by jon62551 August 21, 2005
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Schenk

Noun
1. When you think that all the women like you and you find out that they don't.

2. One who tries to excel with women and, overwelmed by confidence, doesn't realize that the women he talks to think he is a creeper.

Verb
1. To try and impress women unsuccessfully while thinking you "made some ground".

As a noun:

Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.

Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.
VERB FORM:

Man #1- Yoo dude, I totally flirted with that girl over there. I got her number and gave her mine.

Man #2- You sure? I think that you SCHENKED it because she just threw away the number you gave her.
by Peanutbuttermotherufcker November 5, 2007
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schwank

the upper mid grade of marijuana bud that can be found for reasonable prices.
Man, the dank was too expensive, but the schwag looked like some poor grade marijuana, so i went with the schwank.
by Nate and Chris October 7, 2007
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schwenson

That was a kick in the schwenson!
by elll ponchooo July 5, 2010
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