Schloink

A way of saying "masturbate" for men.

I am going to schloink when I get home.
I am schloinking it right now.

by SchloinkingIt January 8, 2024

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When a person glonks on your schlonk and you schloink everywhere 🥵🥵🥵 glorble dprble

Im gonna be schloinkin on your family istg

by ZeKuleDud June 7, 2024

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Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025

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A hyped up party that is made to look as if it were being held at the Playboy Mansion with 300 guests, a 5:1 girl to guy ratio, unlimited amounts of liquor & beer, a pool filled with supermodels and world renowned Djs spinning behind their decks, when in actuality it is a small sausage fest set inside someone's scummy garage, littered with cigarette butts and empty beer bottles.

" LOL, dude you're gonna throw another mini-schtink? You're so lame, what are you 14?

by M. Barzaga September 21, 2010

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