scrumpledumple

A pile of all the things you've scrumpled.

Mum: "clean up that scrumpledumple!"

by Megskies May 25, 2016

schrumpter

A real dick head friend or coworker

Rob's a real schrumpter

by Leonator134 April 21, 2017

Schlumped

The action of being so bored that you have slumped over in a chair.

She gave me head last night that was so relaxing, that i schlumped.

by @slumpful May 7, 2017

Schlumped

When you like someone so much but they don't know it because they are already in a committed relationship.

Bruh. He’s perfect. I’m schlumped.

by simpinsadgirl September 9, 2019

Scrumpfer

A scruffy and grumpy dog, especially one who takes up maximum room on the bed and then loudly growls when anyone requires that he moves.

Look at Mowgli! That dog is really cute, but he’s a scrumpfer.

by Lkblr March 11, 2020

Scrumpled

When you don't fold something and it just is a ball of wrinkles

"I didn't fold my laundry, I scrumpled it."

by arrresssvvv December 6, 2022

Scrumpled

When something is both scrunched and crumpled at the same time. When something is in a mash.

Everything is all scrumpled around in your bag

When something is in a jumble or all tangled up

by JaneLee August 10, 2023