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schrumpfed

(1) When one gets caught doing something stupid, embarassing, or anything of a private nature by your parents. (2) Also, when one's parents call you and prevent you from doing something enjoyable.
"He can't do anything tonight because he got schrumpfed by his mom last night while he was mastrubating."
by Rampage W. September 26, 2009
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schrimshaw

a game consisting of two or more friends smoking an obscene amount of weed following this game is usally eating a cornicopious array of different goodies or snacks
hey homie u wanna go to my house after school to play some schrimshaw
by Darryn Joseph January 9, 2008
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Schruted It

pronounced sh-roo-tid it Verb - to screw something up in a really irreversible way.
I really screwed it up, I really Schruted it.
by icoz June 26, 2010
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Shit-stained Schumacher

A driver of a pension wagon who thinks he/she is a superior being. A Shit-stained Schumacher expects to be given right of way and woe-betide any fucker who doesn't. Invariably an ugly bastard with ill-fitting dentures and egg on his pensioner chin. Never without a scruffy fucking CARLTON shopping bag on the handle bar.
Look, here comes a Shit-stained Schumacher. Let's roll the bastard and nick his dentures.
by Clagbo August 22, 2006
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schlumpadinka

lazy people with self esteem/value/respect issues, who have given up on themselves, fashion and style that live in oversized t-shirts, sweatpants, black leggings, or think pajama pants are appropriate "going out" attire. Most recently brought to our attention on Oprah, the schlumpadinka is, in most urban centers, an epidemic.
For example: The woman in front of you at the gas station/coffee shop/ family restaurant line wearing an outdated windbreaker, some grungy, saggy sweatpants, usually with an outdated hairstyle that is unkempt. Looks like she was probably doing some housecleaing, or perhaps painting her living room. Alas, this is her everyday attire. You speculate, that perhaps she is homeless, or at least low-income. Unfortunately, she's just lazy and doesn't care about her appearance.
"whoa, check out the schlumpadinka! How can you really NOT care THAT much?"
by disgruntledfemale February 24, 2008
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Dwight Schrute

Hard working, alpha male, jackhammer, merciless, insatiable.
Good advice: THE EYES ARE THE GROIN OF THE HEAD.

(A very good beet farmer. Has had experience with werewolves and bats.)
Guy A:”Who was the guy who beat the computer, again?”
Guy B: “Why, Dwight Schrute of course!”
by Le cat in le box. June 11, 2018
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Schlumpa

The fat at the back of a fat, bald guys head/neck.
Gimmie that big schlumpa boi.
by Hexxagonal March 16, 2016
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