Schnooky-poo

A term for a very cute cat with green eyes. It is often very noisy and likes to judge people from afar.

Person 1: “You have a really cute cat.”
Person 2: “Yeah, she’s a real schnooky-poo.”

by totallynotstella November 30, 2021

Long Distance Schnoodle

The rejected Olympic sport of getting the longest possible distance of stretched foreskin over another man's (circumcised) penis. Also referred to as LD schnoodle

Mark: Hey Dave let's go to McDonalds

Dave: Sorry man I have to practice my Long Distance schnoodle there's a meet coming up

Mark: Wtf that isn't even a real sport you fucking creep!

by TheWizardOfWisdom March 19, 2013

Schnookums

A Schnookums, put simply, is a person that is everything that's good in the world, and nothing that's bad.

That's all it is...

Charlotte is such a schnookums! That's all she is!

by And September 20, 2003

Schnoo's Corollary

Schnoo's Corollary: The first person to invoke the name of Stalin in an argument (outside of a discussion of Russian history or politics) should be immediately sent to the gulag.

Rush Limbaugh, in defending his inane remarks on "phony soldiers", declared out of the blue that "Stalinists have taken over the Left" in America. To follow the strictures of Schnoo's Corollary, Limbaugh should be shown what a real gulag is like forthwith.

by Manny Morgan October 20, 2007

schnorfle

To rummage about in a sporadic manner

"So I schnorfled around the basement for my old high school yearbook for hours, but finally gave up because I started schvitzing.

by Robert Bumsted December 13, 2007

Schnooking

A romantic almost lovely sexual encounter with a person you share a deep and loving bond with.
No semen necessary.

Sex allowed though only the tender kind, no whips, chains, cuffs, swearing, wax, electricity, burning, pain (unless emotional tearing of heartstrings due to love) etc.

I was schnooking the love of my life last night

Schnooking mends all the problems in the world.

by StudyGroupAlpha June 7, 2011

Schnooze

Taking a good nap / sleep

Brb I’m gonna go take a good schnooze

by Coolcat121 October 20, 2018