Schmental

Crazy; Paranoid; Obsessed with life; needs to know everything about everything.

The Short kid went schmental after a taller boy beat him on a world history test.

I went schmental after this kid kept asking me for a ride.

My mom is totally schmental.

by Brett and Adam September 6, 2005

Schmutt

A Jewish mixed breed dog who is somtimes grumpy .......

My dog is being such a Schmutt today, It is snowing outside and he wants to go out and play in the snow.

by jjwhite0222 December 19, 2009

Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

Means in German: Fuck off you dirty faggot!

Hallo wie gehts mein freund?

and you say: Fick dich weg, du schmutzige schwule!

by de-pube July 20, 2021

schmutzle

1. slang for cum, jizz, skeet, man juice, boob lube, etc. especially that from a jewish male.

2. slang for fellatio, head, face, bj etc.

1. Dude, look at Jared's pants, he's got schmutzle all over them. Must be hanging out with Aaron again. Damn.

2. Dude last night Mr. Sudiki gave schmutzle to emerson and he liked it!

by wewillrockyou December 9, 2008

Schmutzfest

(From the German/Yiddish word schmutz and festival): when covid masks no longer serve a purpose but the CDC still wants you to wear them

Enough with the schmutzfest already

by Sexydimma May 12, 2022

Schmungus

It is used in many scenarios, example: when saying goodbye to a friend / colleague, a rare type of fungus, and a generally cool thing

‘ this thing is soo schmungus’ ‘ Bye! Schmungus!’ ‘Carefull! This area is protected cause of the schmungus here’

by Mr. Schmungus April 4, 2023

Schpunter

Anything that looks or smells like semen at a diamond drill rig.

. E.g, why does the mud smell like schpunter? Hey, you have some schpunter on your face.

by Drilllord February 20, 2023