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If it wasn’t for his schmotzer, Hitler would have had a better chance.
by Leemush June 13, 2018
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schmooze

To cuddle and/or act in an intimately affectionate manner toward one's companion.

Note: Term does not necessarily denote any sexual inuendo and/or intent.
They were sitting on the couch, schmoozing all afternoon.
by Rali August 21, 2005
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schmooze

to schmooze: (v) commonly refers to any act by a guy in the attempt to get a girl to adore him in a romantic way.

When it is positive this mean spending hours on the phone with,
writing love poems to,
asking her parents for their consent,
and bringing dark roses to..

When it its negative this means ditching classes to hang out with, and the occasional stalking.

Schmoozing is the art of the guy, girls may not schmooze unless they are lesbians.

To succesfully schmooze one must be solely concerned with desires of the girl.
Schmoozing SHOULD NOT be used for more then several months at a time.

NNOOTTEE!! SIDEFFECTS!! Effects on the male psyche from overly long usage will be disastrous and

may register as these symptons: whipped boyfriend, bitch-assness, need for viagra at age 20, disregard for bros before hoes rule and other unpleasant things
John likes to schmooze Amber. When he is schmoozing her he becomes incoherent to outside influence,

and is focusing similar to the way an olympic runner does before a race.
by J LA FRENCH April 8, 2010
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schmooze

Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.
Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.
by RoJoSoSlow December 7, 2003
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schmoozette

Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.
Susan is such a schmoozette!
by Anonymous September 7, 2003
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Schmozel (pronounced shmozil)

A universal word that applies to just about everything. It can be used anywhere, anytime.
Schmozel (pronounced shmozil) over to my place for a bit of a schmozel. I'm out of money so I'm going to schmozel some from my parents.
by Reaper1242 October 3, 2008
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Schmoozer

Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.
“Damn Zach, you’re such a schmooze

What’s a schmoozer”
by Girlinurcar January 18, 2019
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