schmooze

Person who can get out of a ticket at least 75% of the time.

Man, Brett Wiggins isn't a schmooze, he couldn't train to become a schmooze if his life depended on it.

by RoJoSoSlow December 07, 2003

Suck It Wiggins

Often yelled out of the windows of cars at either the home of Wiggins or location of the young Wiggins.

See Brett Wiggins

1...2...3!!!
Suck It Wiggins!!!!

by RoJoSoSlow December 07, 2003