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Female version of a schmooze.
See: Schmooze.

Susan is such a schmoozette!

schmoozette by Anonymous September 7, 2003

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Schmooplette

A girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
An unquantifiably adorable Goddess.

Tay is my little schmooplette.
Always remember that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette.

Schmooplette by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

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schmoozette • schmooplette • Schmoozefest • schmoozelated

schmooplette

The girl that puts a smile on your face whenever you see her.
Unquantifiably adorable Goddess

Always know that schmoopy will forever love his little schmooplette

schmooplette by Schmoopy July 5, 2018

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Schmoozefest

The belief that one can smooth-talk their way throughout life

Chris: Come te po' capì' chi te vo' bene
Si tu le parle miezo americano?
Quanno se fa l'amore sott'a luna

Sean: Ebic! Schmoozefest

Schmoozefest by bigprophetbeats March 15, 2022

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schmoozelated

Offer the schmooze to an imbecile who deserves neither love nor respect.

I schmoozelated a group of retarded Italian fags run by their whore wives. As it was in their bumholes, Catholic diks, the end.

schmoozelated by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 29, 2025

kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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