schmegeggie

an idiot, a tool, a jamoke.

some random person that is meaningless in your life.

I leave Tina alone for 5 minutes and some schmegeggie is all over her, asking her to dance.

Bill ; Who's coming to the meeting?
Matt : I dunno. A bunch of schmegeggies from Pennsylvania.

by rob essss July 21, 2008

Schmiggly Schmaffin

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim

Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"

by Thesperson November 2, 2011

Shmigella

Used as an expression to describe any complete idea, thing or process.

I don't buy into the whole shmigella.

by RaineyZ54 January 12, 2012

Schmigidy

When you beyond smacked

Me, Shrink, Quality Quan, and that boy AB put 2 gs in a blunt, and we all was Schmigidy

by PancakeDaddy November 28, 2018

schmageggy

used to describe some random guy

look at dat schmageggy walking around there

by Ninjalo March 8, 2004

Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009

Schmigloffle

Pronounced - smeee - gloff (sounds a bit like glove) - ulllll

A schmigloffle means, something to say when your patting someones head, as in aah you (less important than me) little cutie.

Or the fake defininition (to use when your friends ask what it means) is a penguin with a mustache and goaty xD

Girl one: so how was your date with ben yesterday. *makes kissie noises*
Girl two: aww, he was such a schmigloffle.

Girl one: *trips over*
Girl two: omg are you okay?
Girl one: *gets up*
Girl three: *pats girl ones head* awww you schmigloffle.

by Naughtybeauble December 26, 2010