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Kissing the homies goodnight 

Something we all do, kissing the homies goodnight, it is not gay

If you do not kiss the homies goodnight, go to bed
Joe: Sorry babe I was kissing the homies goodnight

Sarah: Isn’t that gay?

Joe: Look, if you say it is gay one more time I’m going to leave you
Kissper, a portmanteau of kiss and whisper.
Tina: "Then they Quantum Leapt into the future to the day of their double wedding with Tina and Jimmy Jr., and they all lived happily ever after. And Sir Bob and Linda were also married, and then they had a baby with a tail because they were cousins. The end."
Gayle: (gasps) "That was so good! Oh, I could feel Scott Bakula's kiss whispers in my mouth!"
Gene: "Kisspers!"
Linda: "Ah, I've heard better. And your father and I are not cousins."
Bob: "That we know of."
kissper by natalie portmanteaux September 23, 2023

Muffin kisses 

When you give a vagina a little peck on the lips with your face lips, just to let her know you’re there. Step one of eating out a vagina.
My girlfriend loves when I give her muffin kisses.
She can only cum if I go down on her and start with some muffin kisses.
Muffin kisses by Miguel el Nappy October 31, 2020

2 niggas kissing 

When you tell your homie you goin to mcdonald's and you ask him what he wants and he says "Nigga i want you"
*insert picture of 2 niggas kissing*

Shadow kissed 

Someone who has passed into the land of the dead but has re-entered the land of the living is said to be shadow kissed as their aura is full of shadows. They often have a psychic bond with the person who saved them.
'I was dead?'

'Yeah, but I saved you. You're shadow kissed!'
Shadow kissed by LittleDhampir April 28, 2010

Kissing the homies goodnight 

It's when you kiss one of your homies goodnight but like it's not gay cause y'all are just homies.
Kissing the homies goodnight is not gay.

"I'll be right back, just gotta kiss my homies goodnight,"

"Isn't that gay?"

"No,"

"Understandable, have a nice day,"