A dirty, staggering, drunken, smelly creature. Usually has its hands wrapped around a bottle of vodka murmuring "my precious" , "my precious". Also lives exclusively on a diet of salisbury steak which results in "ass puppets" galore!
by beer stud May 8, 2008
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1. the scientific name for schmucks who roll up in public wearing wife-beaters or over sized jeans. Can also be found wearing sunglasses in nightclubs and/or sun-visors on backwards and upside down. These people should be drug outside and shot in the stomach, then used as speed bumps to prevent any neon-toting low rider crap-mobiles from infesting the neighborhood and lowering property values.
2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule
2. Haters of Mumaw's who rule
Man oh man, a crowd of complete loser shmeganecca's just rolled into the club and not surprisingly, all the women rolled out the other side and left. Now it's a giant sausage fest and we are all screwed. Guess I'll go write a rap song.
shmeganecca sucks ass
shmeganecca sucks ass
by BlakeMumaw February 12, 2008
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Get the schmegatron mug.The byproduct of Chocolate Rain in ones lie-f congealed so much so to cause Chocolate Pain ;^.(.. ( I know as Redskin ones told me all redwood pains when i was a child)
I am as Richard Enrique Crimes am besmirched and the nicest guy begrudged by the bigots when I must just out of dogma am 4ced to wipe the Schmagnum off my face when my name tag reads Rich En. Crimes (Jordan Burgess Joslin)
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