Definitions by gmilla!

Schmegalmulch 

A mangina

Dude, my schmegalmulch was totally in your face!

Schmegalmulch by gmilla! April 13, 2009

Schmegalmulcher 

It is a fictional mangina that has teeth and will devour anything it comes in contact with!

Once upon a time, there was a man who was eaten alive by a Schmegalmulcher.

Schmegalmulcher by gmilla! April 13, 2009