schwaltzed

To get drunk out of your God damn mind.

Hey man I just got dumped by my girlfriend, wanna get schwaltzed?

by Cill Brosby April 14, 2017

schmoltz

Verb meaning "silently discards something no longer essensial". Coined by a Korean third grader named Brian Kim in Chicago in the year 1983.

This word is not used in a sentence. It is used as a fictitious last name in the title of a song by a band called Ween, called Kim Schmoltz.

by catholicbooty September 21, 2020

Schmautz

A name for people who are smarter than smart but they hate people and the whole humankind.

This Guy is so Schmautz.
I hate people like a Schmautz

by Nuknech December 8, 2020

schmalzman

Babies in old medieval paintings

In this painting we see a Child wich looks like a tiny adult. Or what Art histrionians would define as a textbook example for a “Schmalzmann”

by Indigoogirl February 15, 2021

Schmultz

To Schmultz, or Schmultzing. Is to initiate romantic/sexual activity’s in response to seeing romantic/sexual scenes on TV/film

( steve kisses Jo while watching Goldeneye ) “Steve get off me, stop schmultzing, I just want to watch the film”.

by speedtoast August 8, 2024

Schwaltz

A food fetish. Common examples are yogurt, mashed potatoes, gravy, pizza, and popsicles.

See that guy over there, the bald one? He looks like he has a schwaltz to me!

by GNOMESUPREMACY October 25, 2025

Schwaltz

Someone who has a food fetish. Common examples are pizza, mashed potatoes, gravy, and popsicles.

“That bald guy looks like a real schwaltz to me, make sure you stay away from him or he’ll ask you to put mashed potatoes on his dick!” Sara said to Emma. Emma snickered in agreement. Little did she know, Sara is a schwaltz in disguise.

by GNOMESUPREMACY October 25, 2025