Definitions by catholicbooty
schmoltz
Verb meaning "silently discards something no longer essensial". Coined by a Korean third grader named Brian Kim in Chicago in the year 1983.
This word is not used in a sentence. It is used as a fictitious last name in the title of a song by a band called Ween, called Kim Schmoltz.
schmoltz by catholicbooty September 21, 2020
Secret Santa
Synonym for thief. Said to refer specifically to a petty theif but all theft is petty, so go ahead and edit that out of the definition.
Secret Santa by catholicbooty August 26, 2018
petty thief
Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".
petty thief by catholicbooty August 26, 2018
Thnikkaman
This is a racial slur. It is meant in the same way as when someone tells someone to say "hey look a nickel!" , really fast,to a black person. If the person actually does it they end up severely beaten if they're lucky, because the implication of course is they're saying nigger without actually saying it, but it's still being said. It's coercive racist bullshit and it isn't cool or funny and should be removed from Urban dictionary and the internet entirely. This is the actual meaning of thnikkaman.
To see how thnikkaman is used, search YouTube for Brothers Chaps Racism Exposed and view video at 1:27
As you can see here, what Matthew Chapman hiding behind his lame digital puppet "strong bad" said is "Nigger."
So yeah, there it is. My name is Emmanuel Teijeiro by the way, creator of homestarrunner.com, and I'm fascinated that everyone really is this fucking stupid. You have my permission to expose the Brothers Chaps in the media and have their site and YouTube channel taken down as it DOES in FACT violate antiracism policy.
As you can see here, what Matthew Chapman hiding behind his lame digital puppet "strong bad" said is "Nigger."
So yeah, there it is. My name is Emmanuel Teijeiro by the way, creator of homestarrunner.com, and I'm fascinated that everyone really is this fucking stupid. You have my permission to expose the Brothers Chaps in the media and have their site and YouTube channel taken down as it DOES in FACT violate antiracism policy.
Thnikkaman by catholicbooty August 13, 2018
buy the mug
buy the mug by catholicbooty August 10, 2016
cunt-dinger
A guy that calls his girlfriend or wife when he's with his friends, or a social gathering that is a good time until said person does aforementioned thing.
"Caught three largemouth bass last Thursday!"
"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."
"I know Carl I was there, caught three myself. Too bad that fishing trip was a cunt-dinger."
cunt-dinger by catholicbooty August 9, 2016
hinch
A combination of the words hint and pinch. Applied in situations where someone doesn't get the hint, which is a common enough occurrence to necessitate the extension of a pinch.
hinch by catholicbooty May 27, 2016