schloon

One who is an idiot; lack of brain cells.

synonyms: idiot, dumbass, garbagehead

Dude, Abbey and Sam are total schloons.

by aG-Sc/ May 6, 2005

schlook

To take a hit of a smoky treat or beverage.

Hand me that reefer, I want a schlook.

by Benjamin Kite October 4, 2003

Schlonker

a man's penis, junk, brashol, tube steak

"Hey John, that chick accross the bar keeps staring at my schlonker. She won't take her eyes off . I think she wants me"

by Mr. Cajones December 6, 2018

schlook

A Bite nibble or kiss of any kind.

come give me a little schlook

by noca September 20, 2006

Schlonking

The act of a woman watching in horror as the man with a toothpaste tube in his bunghole and chip-clips on his nipples angrily slaps his meat either back handing or just an open hand slap.

Me and Sandy are into schlonking.

by AndyButtmuncher6969 December 1, 2016

Schloonga

A really long penis with no girth.

Amanda: That guy had Schloonga no girth on it at all, it felt like someone was poking my cooter with a needle.

by Seb & Joe April 10, 2007

schloonba

A toasted bagel which you fill will whatever you like. Traditionally made with ham and cheese and toasted in a grill presser.

When one desires a schloonba, "schloonba" must be chanted.

Invented by siobhan.

by ladeedahh February 17, 2009