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The Schwaaa

Proper Noun
(Pronounced- The SCHWAAAAAAAAAAA)

1. A term used to describe the act of sexual activity that will rock the woman’s world and make her fall deeply in love with you because NO ONE has EVER made love to her like that before.

2. To make love to a woman so passionately that she immediately forgets about ALL past lovers and past transgressions. She will then focus and direct ALL her energy and future attention on figuring out how to capture you and make you stay.

3. To make love to a woman so well, you leave her in a state of ecstasy. A LOVE Trance.

4. An individual from Northern New Jersey (Bergen County) who possesses traits that women find irresistible. He has a BIG SMILE and the charm of a Knight in Shining Armor. He is known in some circles as THE KING’s brother.

The Schwaaa is also known to wear a gold pinky ring, diamond earring and is known to eat the following items: boiled peanuts, pork rinds, chicken feet, cow’s tongue, octopus and tripe. (Not at the same time.)

SPECIAL NOTE: Be careful- DO NOT use The Schwaaa without full knowledge and understanding. The Schwaaa is a powerful tool and should only be used by those with the utmost care and responsibility. It is also imperative to know when and where to use The Schwaaa.

Women.... Beware of The Schwaaa and it’s almighty powers!!!

Originated from Bergen County, NJ- Yo, Yo, Yo.... Top of the Food Chain!!!
(Steven on the telephone)

Hello Honey, How YOU doin? Listen honey... If you’re lucky, I’m going to give you The Schwaaa!

(Woman on other end of the call)
What’s The Schwaaa?

(Steven)
<Evil Laugh> HeHeHeHeHeHe - you’ll find out and NEVER be the same again!

(Woman on other end of the call)
<BIG SMILE>
by Chris P. Bacon 4U ! February 5, 2018
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darron schaal

Darron is one of the most amazing people alive. He loves football. But more than anything he loves his girl. He don't mess with people if you get in his bad side he won't just let it go. Everyone likes him, he's a cool person to hang out with if you are close friends with Darron you are lucky he likes playing around ALOT! And he played video games with his bestfriends, but that doesn't get I his way of him talking to his girl. He'll do anything to hang with her, he never breaks his promises with her either. He is very athletic too he is good at football and hes fast!! If you ever mean a Darron Schaal keep him never let him go.
"Omg, its darron Schaal he is so good"
by Little girl ♡ June 9, 2019
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Related Words
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schwaaang

the sound effect you make when you pull something like a toy sword out of your pocket
hold up, let me get mah toy sword, schwaaang"
by Docktah DEF August 1, 2007
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schwaa

aka WOOOOO HOOOOO, a super happy, quasi-confused, somewhat meaningless fun expression
by Arabian100 May 10, 2005
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schpaa

schpaa is a word used in norway and was borught in to the language by foreigners. Maybe marocs or pakkises. It means fine, cool, good if you will.
that was a really schpaa honey.
that was a really fine girl.
wolla schpaa! - really cool
by Anonymous May 29, 2003
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schmaangee

anything cool, hip, wit the shit, tight, bout it bout it, anything that has to do with happiness
man, that party was schmaangalicious bro.

that female is dumb ass schmaangee
by keke3287 April 24, 2010
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Schwaaa

I might be drunk right now, but everything is schwaaa.

Jimmy is schwaaa.

That sex last night was just schwaaa
by Uncle Bre February 6, 2018
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