1: A foul-smelling, frothy mixture of fecal matter and semen that dribbles from a male partner's raw, tumescent anus after sodomy and dribbles down his testicles like so much chocolate syrup and mayonnaise.
2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.
3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
2: Biting, pejorative term used to describe a plutocratic, homophobic theocrat; a component of the radical right who embraces tax cuts for the rich, social spending cuts for the poor, anti-gay legislation in every concievable form and adherence to the strictest tenets of the Christian right.
3. Last name of U.S. Senator from Pennsylvania who former Nebraska Senator Bob Kerry likened to the innermost part of the posterior and who President shit-for-brains referred to as "inclusive."
Upon entering the darkened room, I noticed Reverend Falwell's eyes rolling wildly in his head, his gentle whimpers undulating in response to the savage pounding his prostate was undergoing. Then, all at once, he let out a long, melodic sigh and began to gently cry. It was all he could do after taking it in the ass by Rick Santorum.
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by Savage Love October 3, 2009
Get the Santorum mug.1. Santorum refers to the frothy mixture of lube, ejaculate, and the contents of a person's rectum, which is a byproduct of anal sex. To rick santorum means to lick and slurp said santorum directly from someone's ass.
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
2. Rick Santorum may also refer to a homophobic douchebag running for president under the guise of "family values."
1. "I'll let you fuck me up the ass, but only if you rick the santorum afterwards."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
2. "I just googled politician Rick Santorum and I got a bunch of results about anal sex."
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1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.
2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.
1. (V.) - The act of making a racist statement and then claiming you said something similar but nonsensical.
2. (V.) - Like felching but worse.
1. The property values in my neighborhood have declined ever since those "blahpeople" moved in.
2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.
2. Those two faggots were Santorimming in the guest bedroom.
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Capitol Hill Spa Buddy: "Awwwe, Damn Richardo! Look at this mess; haven't you ever heard of a little thing called WATER! It ain't that difficult, Jeez! Look, dudes, all this nasty santorum he left on me!"
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Despite what other entries say, the word SANTORUM, as defined by sex columnist Dan Savage, is NOT solely the byproduct of MALE GAY anal sex! The REAL definition of SANTORUM ONLY NECESSARILY INCLUDES "LUBE AND FECAL MATTER." As such, this term may be applied to lubricated anal sex between partners of any sex, or even ANAL SELF-PLAY.
SANTORUM NEED NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE MALE EJACULATE!!
ANYONE can produce it.
Despite what other entries say, the word SANTORUM, as defined by sex columnist Dan Savage, is NOT solely the byproduct of MALE GAY anal sex! The REAL definition of SANTORUM ONLY NECESSARILY INCLUDES "LUBE AND FECAL MATTER." As such, this term may be applied to lubricated anal sex between partners of any sex, or even ANAL SELF-PLAY.
SANTORUM NEED NOT NECESSARILY INCLUDE MALE EJACULATE!!
ANYONE can produce it.
"As she pounded her gaping asshole with the dildo, some SANTORUM leaked out, and so the director demanded a scene re-shoot."
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