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Reverse Cuban Sasquatch 

While having sexual intercourse, preferably in a log cabin or missile silo, the dominant partner takes a dump onto the chest of the submissive partner. He or she proceeds to then trim his/her pubic hair and sprinkle it upon the fecal matter. Then, they wrap the feces in toilet tissue and light it and then shove the "cigar" (lit end up) into the submissive person's anal sphincter (anus).
"Babe, what happened last night? I don't remember a thing..."

"I don't know, but I have second degree burns in my butthole and I found some pubey poop in my crack..."

"Oh, fuck. We must have done the reverse cuban sasquatch."

"Not the reverse cuban sasquatch!!!"
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Sasquatched 

To be fooled or pranked by an obvious hoax or episode of shenanigans, as demonstrated by the musical comedy "Sasquatched! The Musical" www.sasquatched.com
"It's not Bigfoot . . . it’s the bar owner and his wife! We’ve been SASQUATCHED!"
Sasquatched by MadHatter63 April 22, 2013

Sasquatch Kiss

When a person presses their hairy taint upon the forehead of a sleeping individual and gently farts... This will usually cause pink eye by leaving residue on the face.
Why does he have pink eye?" "I gave him a sasquatch kiss last night after he passed out.

Samsquamch 

the scientific name for Sasquatch.
ex1. Bubbles: What if its a samsquamch? Julian: bubbles they dont exist. Bubbles: you tell that to all the people that got eaten by them. Greasy bastards.
Samsquamch by kybro07 February 4, 2010
The protagonist of a series of commercials advertising Jack Link's Beef Jerky. Sasquatch is depicted as a large, hairy humanoid who is always getting pranked by humans eating Jack Link's Beef Jerky. This leads to Sasquatch becoming enraged and retaliating against his antagonists, with hilarious results.
Jack Link's Beef Jerky presents....Messin' With Sasquatch.
sasquatch by The Gun Monkey November 7, 2015

Horny Sasquatch 

The Horny Sasqautch is a sex position were the man dresses up in a sasquatch costume (Gorilla costume will do in a pinch) and then does the girl in the woods. The Horny Sasquatch can become a game if a point system is added. You usually get one point for every camper that spots you but can't prove you exist. Bonus points are awarded if they get a blurry photo.
Dude: Yo Man, got a Horny Sasquatch over the weekend.

Guy: Yea, how'd you do?

Dude: I got about 20 pints!

Guy: Awsome!

Dude: Yea, Google the pics man!
Horny Sasquatch by FidelAC April 28, 2010

Sasquatched 

When you blow a huge load on the back of an unsuspecting partner and cover them with your kept shaved pubes.
"Oh man, just trimmed my bush after a couple of months and sasquatched the fuck out of this girl last weekend. Her back was covered in my pubes!"
Sasquatched by Deuce2Deuce November 10, 2016