Salvanella

A crippling affliction that causes vomitting, frequent blackouts, multiple organ failure, and in extreme cases sudden death. Salvanella is contracted by attempting to party as hard as Morgan Salvan.

It only took two weeks in Australia for me to come down with a near fatal case of salvanella.

by 1256df February 10, 2015

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Calmonella

A contagious disease in which you do not make the decision to say things. They just come out.

And there’s no going back. And you get very judgemental stares.

“Did you hear Callum say ‘alrighty roo’?”
“Yeah, he was diagnosed with Calmonella”

by thedestructiveturtle November 3, 2019

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Salmonilla

A vanilla flavored salmon.

Chef Ramsay: This salmon tastes like f***ing vanilla! Do you have salmonilla?

by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

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suemonella

A teenaged boy on TikTok who impersonated Harry Styles by dressing up as him and carrying a Spotify box that supposedly had a plaque congratulating Harry on 1B streams for Watermelon Sugar.

Hello, I am suemonella.
The whole fandom:

Person #1: My trust issues r higher now because of u.
Person #2: What a funny joke.
Person #3 The fact that we all got tricked<<<
Literally everyone:

by YourLocalLarryShipper April 17, 2022

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shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

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