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Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016
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Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.
Stop fiddling with your schlong Jimmy, put it back in ur pants.
by Andrewsky March 7, 2003
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Schlongcumference

Schlongcumference is the measurement of a females vagina after a male has removed his dong.
Fuck man, we were at Lucy’s place and my buddy Joe had just finished jackhammering her. I was about to get a piece of that, but after witnessing the schlongcumference Joe left, there’s no way I could fill the gap like he did. I did however dismantle her ass after giving Lucy the Rectum Rattle!
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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Saloni

Means beautiful and nice in hindi.
Shes so saloni and kind!
by qqwe February 20, 2011
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schlong dongery

Schlong Dongery (agent 0069)... the lesser known star of the 007 spy movies who used to star side by side with Sean Connery.....He was cut out of the series because of his huge donger and ability to mac all the bitches..... Connery was jealous/pissed off and had Schlong Dongery cut from the series.
WOW...that Schlong Dongery is quite the cocksman!!
by Pete Negwaski! December 23, 2006
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schlongnymphia

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "
Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.
by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010
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Long schlong

Long schlong is a nickname for anyone with a particularly long schlong. Differs from king ding-a-ling in that Long Schlong has been given a gift from God whereas King ding-a-ling denotes talent as well as length.
If Long Schlong knew how to use that thing, he would be the King Ding-a-ling
by The King1234 March 27, 2009
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