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rostermonster

An evil Human Resources Director.

A roster is a list of names of people involved with an organization of some kind. A master of the roster would be the head or Director of Human Resources. A person is inherantly evil is consdered to be a monster.
A rostermonster is thus the evil Human Resources Director.
Employee: I'd like to request some time off to attend to personal matters.

Rostermonster: We do not allow time off for any reason whatsoever. You must report to work on time, every day and work your entire scheduled shift. Noncomplaince with company policy will result in termination of employment.
by trixxieglittergirl March 18, 2011
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Rosterfish

That cop is a real Rosterfish!
by ssmachinist August 24, 2009
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Roster

Your group of friends.
"What are you doing tonight buddy?"
"I don't know, the roster's empty. Bill's at the lake, Seabass is out with his wifey, Shaun is just a loser now, and Ciggy called a dragon slayer without me."
by the product September 26, 2005
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Roster filler

The ugly as shit girl that hangs out with all the hot chicks so the hot chicks look hotter
“Did you see Becky hanging out with the hot chicks?”

“ Oh that bitch looks like she got hit by a truck she’s a total roster filler.”
by The man with the golden dick February 10, 2018
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Chezz Rosterfield

The physically impossible act of defecating without being followed or accompanied by urination, also known as the Lumpy Barney. although impossible, this act must be labeled.

DISCLAIMER.....urban dictionary is not responsible for any instantaneous combustion that shall occur during execution of the Chezz Rosterfield.
Jack: THEY SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE!
Penny: What couldn't be done?
Jack: I SHAT A CHEZZ ROSTERFIELD!
Penny: WTF
by Aaron the All Star October 17, 2021
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Roster bitch

A bitch amoungst many other bitches on your roster of girls to smash.
I wonder which Roster bitch I should have tonight? Monica or Ashley?
by Blkwidowblkheart December 1, 2014
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rosterbate

when a guy stabs a pencil or similar shaped object in his pee hole. similar to masturbating but a lot more painful.
Dude OMG I rosterbated with a broomstick last night.

Did you hear that guy scream when he rosterbated in the bathroom stall?
by fv3diamonds April 4, 2008
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