A person of the most elite talent. one who fails to fail. a person who is undoubably the most talented and best person there is. no one else comes close to this person, and those who try, fail and wind up losing being embarrased miserably. YOU ARE NOT A ROSTKER AND YOU CAN NEVER DEFEAT ONE.
by ! E3HiT3 ! March 20, 2009
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by smangin ben January 6, 2011
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When one becomes so excited and aroused about their fantasy football lineup on a certain week that it leads to long periods of ejaculation and excitement.
I can't believe Roddy White and Matt Ryan are playing against the Lions this week. Excuse me while I go to my bedroom and roster-bate. Don't hate, Roster-bate.
by Fantasy Footaball Guru November 25, 2010
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Get the fecal roster mug.The act of reaching orgasim by simply looking at your fantasy football team or pleasuring yourself while thinking about how good your team looks on paper.
After a trip to the bathroom during round twelve of the draft many other owners acused jim of rosterbation because he wouldnt stop talking about his team.
by chuckie3sticks September 17, 2010
Get the Rosterbation mug.a roster is a group of girls that can be called on at any time for casual sex, these girls don't know about the roster or each other, to add girls to this group is known as building your roster.
by BarbellBros January 15, 2016
Get the roster mug.Slang for that list a foster kid keeps in his head for later when he goes back to rob the scamming foster parents he had throughout the years.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 15, 2019
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