Rocko

A 16th century whore who's diet consists of spearmint gum, water, and pent up anger.

"Hey bro, have you seen what you're girlfriends been going through?"
"Yeah, she's just being a Rocko, it's fine."

by fyodor-or-ivan August 27, 2023

Rocko

Rocko is the funniest girl in the world she definitely has the most beautiful blue eyes and gorgeous hair. She has a bunch of sisters and lives on a farm with her cool cat and dog. She has really great fashion but doesn’t like to show it off. You should be friends with her cps you are missing out.

Person one: Rocko seems pretty nice
Person two: That’s my best friend and I’m not sharing!

by Cats are bitches October 26, 2019

Rocko the Hair Fairy

A mystic being that messes up your hair whilst sleeping. See: Tooth Fairy or Sandman.

(A little boy wakes to discover his hair is disheveled)
Mom: Wow Riley, Rocko the Hair Fairy got you good!

by Batterednfried November 25, 2024

rocko

slang for a erect penis

yo miss. hughs got a rocko in class

by hgseths April 23, 2025

rocko

slang for a erect penis

yo miss. hughs got a rocko in class

by hgseths April 23, 2025