craddle robber

Someone who doesn't know how to spell cradle.

All the other people who defined "craddle robber."

by dsalfkewfilrkvdslkg June 20, 2008

Bread Robber

A person whose appearance resembles that of a 16th century peasant. Often characterised by having eyes too far apart with wild, straw-like hair. Had they been born in the appropriate century they would have made a living stealing bread and committing other petty crimes of the day.

The kind of person who would make a cracking extra in any Robin Hood film.

Do you remember that guy at the car boot sale last week? He was a proper bread robber him.

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Bathroom Bank Robber

When entering a public bathroom and the stink is so bad from some asshole that you have to pull your undershirt over your nose like an Old West bank robber.

Happens a lot in Corporate America where some jackass has eaten their rotten pig anus for lunch and then proceeds to expel the vile remains without using a Courtesy Flush.

"Christ the toilet smelled horrible but I had to piss so bad I couldn't go anywhere else. Then I remembered the Bathroom Bank Robber"

by Shickey Mickey April 17, 2012

Broke a robber

When someone drops a dumbbell on your eye

When Abossy was lifting he broke a robber.

by Redneckfarmerboy35 March 7, 2017

Rite Aid Robber

Along time ago in 2016 Zach robbed a local Rite Aid and stole a track phone. Recently he has been seen with his accomplices Squeaky and Hendry.

Rite Aid Robber must of stole your track phone

by New Cumberland February 10, 2018

Grave robber

The opposite to robbing the cradle, Going out with someone that is older then you.

Hes going out wiht a chick thats 10 years older then him, what a grave robber

by James April 14, 2004

naked robber

shenanagens that take place between multiple partners, usually of the same sex, while completely nude. Usually takes place during juvinile activitys unsupervised by adults, such as: sleepovers, public bathrooms, boyscout retreats, and summer camps. During "naked robber" usually little to no sexual intercourse takes place.

"you're just jealous because me and Steve-dave are going to have a sleepover at his mom's house. And were going to be doing bodypainting and playing naked robber."

by outercourse June 11, 2006