anal respiration

When you get beat up so bad that you have to breath out of your asshole.

That kid looks really fucked up. He is probably using anal respiration right now.

by Gary Coleman IV June 18, 2008

upper respitory infection

General an excuse for pussies to stay home from work. A glorified word for a cold.

When I got a cold, I mean an Upper Respitory Infection, my cat and I stayed home for a month while my dad picked peaches off the farm.

by Dennis AKA Fat April 29, 2005

respiratory system

‘The Respiratory System’ is the process of breathing in oxygen, and out C02 (Carbon Dioxide).

The Respiratory starts in the joint that holds the connection between your mouth and nose, this then flows all the way through a long tube and is connected to the lungs. Here...

Teacher- “Who knows what systems there are in the human body?!”

Kid- “Ughhhh I learnt this thing on Urban dictionary and there’s a system in the body called ughhhhhh ‘The Respiratory System’.

Brainy Kid- “Ahhh yes it’s the process of breathing and breath intake!”

by LlamaFlames4life June 11, 2019

Respiratory Orgy

A social gathering of selfish people, without masks or social distancing, during a global pandemic, at which covid-19 could easily spread through close contact of respiratory droplets.

Thanks for including me in your invitations, however I will not be attending your respiratory orgy.

by Gin5 November 6, 2020

Respirator

This is were you have someone lie down and open their mouth. Then the donor pulls of their pants and farts into the recipient's mouth. The recipient then inhails the gas.
Can be done without recipient's permission, but that is not advised. This is very populator in some parts of Michigan.

So I was diving with Brando and my tank ran out of air, he noticed and motioned me to open my mouth...I don't know why I closed my eyes but I did and the next thing I know was he gave me a Respirator...It tasted bad and I still couldn't breath...

by JHD May 23, 2006

respirating

Something that gives you life...

Dcmmmmm bruh...her booty was respirating

by lboogzmadethis May 10, 2016

Respirating

Something that "gives you life"...

Dammmmmmm bruh...You see that bodankadonk....that booty was respirating

by lboogzmadethis May 10, 2016