Respirator

A device used to filter air so you can breath good air. Used mostly while in areas with aerosol, pesticides, poisons.. ect..

Ah, I got me a new respirator for some schlaggin yo!

by Windexter April 20, 2003

Respirator

This is were you have someone lie down and open their mouth. Then the donor pulls of their pants and farts into the recipient's mouth. The recipient then inhails the gas.
Can be done without recipient's permission, but that is not advised. This is very populator in some parts of Michigan.

So I was diving with Brando and my tank ran out of air, he noticed and motioned me to open my mouth...I don't know why I closed my eyes but I did and the next thing I know was he gave me a Respirator...It tasted bad and I still couldn't breath...

by JHD May 23, 2006

covid respirator

When a person is going down on somebody else and that person farts in their face. The recipient of the fart huffs said fart into their cheek and climbs on top of the producer of said fart. Once on top the recipient of the fart then places their mouth over the nose of the producer of the fart and blows their ass gas back into their lungs.

Did you hear what happened to Bob when he went down on Stacey? She farted in his face so he played the uno reverse and gave her the covid respirator.

by Cabbage Rabbit December 27, 2021

oral respirator

Someone who breathes through their mouth at all times even when walking down the street.

Close your mouth, I don't want to be seen with an oral respirator!

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

The Respirator

The female version of a "teabag". The act of a females genitalia over an individuals face while they are unaware or unconcious.

"Oh my God I cant breathe, Stephanie just gave me the respirator!"

"Im totally gonna give Steve The Respirator right now while hes passed out wasted!"

by Ryan C. (Papa Graybush) January 26, 2009

Mexican respirator

Squat over someone's face. Lower your testicles into their eye sockets, and fart in their mouth

Everyone at the tortilla factory explosion couldn't Beleive their eyes when Pedro, dying of smoke inhalation, was given just enough air to fill his lungs and escape the blaze, thanks to Manuel's quick implementation of the Mexican respirator

by Slaughterhouse.2 June 6, 2013

gerbil respirator

When an aeration pump, hose and stone are used to keep an gerbil or other small animal alive within the colon of a man. This increases the prostate stimulation time. Usually, battery powered bait aerator's are preferred because of compactness.

Rob: I got rats because they were cheaper than gerbils. You got the gerbil respirator.

George: I got this D cell powered bait aerator for $7.99, at Walmart.

Rob: Ah fuck, we forgot the tubes.

George: C'mon we're loose enough to go tubeless. You practically need vise grips to keep the little bastard in you long enough to cum.

Rob: Oh do you know me!

(Gay loving ensues.)

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic October 30, 2010